Staff Meeting (noun): Science Definition T-Shirt with White Lettering

Einstein was right about staff meetings. This shirt turns a painful professional reality into a hilarious physics lesson.

Featuring a bold, streetwear-style definition on the back and the classic Prof E. & Ellie’s logo on the front, this tee is the ultimate survival gear for the faculty lounge. It is designed for teachers, office survivors, and physics nerds who know that time isn't constant—especially when there is a PowerPoint involved.

Because while you can’t speed up the meeting, you can at least scientifically explain why it feels like an eternity.

Why you’ll love it:

+ The perfect inside joke for professional development days

+ Modern, high-contrast typography that commands attention

+ Ultra-soft fabric to keep you comfortable through the longest "quick updates"

+ Original Prof E. & Ellie design that proves relativity is real

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras