Middle Schoolers (noun): Science Definition T-Shirt with Black Lettering

The Second Law of Thermodynamics was right about your classroom. This shirt turns the chaotic energy of adolescent students into a hilarious physics lesson. Featuring a bold, streetwear-style definition on the back and the classic Prof E. & Ellie’s logo on the front, this tee is the ultimate survival gear for the middle school trenches. It is designed for science teachers, brave parents, and anyone who understands that a classroom is a closed system where disorder only increases. Because while you can’t stop the chaos, you can at least scientifically explain why it is inevitable. Why you’ll love it: + The perfect inside joke for fellow teachers and science lovers + Modern, high-contrast typography that commands attention + Ultra-soft fabric to keep you comfortable when the "randomness" hits maximum levels + Original Prof E. & Ellie design that proves entropy is a law, not a suggestion.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras