Middle Schoolers (noun): Science Definition T-Shirt with Black Lettering

The Second Law of Thermodynamics was right about your classroom. This shirt turns the chaotic energy of adolescent students into a hilarious physics lesson.

Featuring a bold, streetwear-style definition on the back and the classic Prof E. & Ellie’s logo on the front, this tee is the ultimate survival gear for the middle school trenches. It is designed for science teachers, brave parents, and anyone who understands that a classroom is a closed system where disorder only increases.

Because while you can’t stop the chaos, you can at least scientifically explain why it is inevitable.

Why you’ll love it:

+ The perfect inside joke for fellow teachers and science lovers

+ Modern, high-contrast typography that commands attention

+ Ultra-soft fabric to keep you comfortable when the "randomness" hits maximum levels

+ Original Prof E. & Ellie design that proves entropy is a law, not a suggestion.
 
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras